.Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I ...on't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD VERSION :The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The. You took your crop and softly caressed me with the tip of it. I watched in awe as you touched me. “I want to heighten all sensation with you today slut, close your eyes” you said softly as you ran your fingers down the side of my face. I closed my eyes and felt you cover them with a tight blindfold. Not being able to see, being held in midair with no way down, the entire situation made me soaking wet. You slid your crop down between my breasts and across my stomach. I felt my breath. I was ready for some anamilistic sex not some prick teasing by a few inexperienced tarts. I threw another $100 on the table & told the girls to treat themselves but took Lisa by the hand & told the girls Lisa would be back soon as she had to pay off the drinks tab for the 3 of them. They all looked worried, as they should have, but Lisa was to drunk to protest & the other 2 were already at the bar liquoring up.I took Lisa into the back lane behind the nightclub, shit I had a wife & 2 k**s at. We ate Rob's cooking, and Nina and I departed at 8:30. Nina declined a tour of the apartment (not that there was much of it to tour), and after we both performed a needed function, she stripped and climbed into my bed. I followed her lead."I'm not doing this out of the goodness of my heart," she grinned. "Women can be just as horny as men. If I don't get it at least once every two days I feel like I'm going crazy."I placed my lips against hers, and we kissed. It was soft and slow. Then I broke.