Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.153. The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously....54. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?155. Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.156. Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.157. Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.158. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,. I tried to explain my story to my parents as they take sips of their drinks, from my point of view from my birthday wish to today with Sue. Telling my swinging parents that I am now a master artist, when I draw a person now, I think that person becomes infatuated with me to the point of doing anything to get my attention. Well that is what Sue and I think anyway as I finish up my telling. Mom or dad did not say anything at first, just taking a sip of wine or beer as the case maybe, than mom. Every assignment she had been handed had gone wrong. A divorced mother new in town with no alimony and a teenage daughter to support isn’t in a good bargaining position. She had recently moved to the small town to flee her abusive ex-husband that the law wasn’t doing much to protect her from. Believing in grinding a bitch hard, Mr. Grant kept lovely Sherry cooling her high heels in his outer office to drive up her tension and then graciously allowed her to enter his inner sanctum just. She tensed up but didn't say anything. I sensed some confusion.Going to the front room, I opened the door and retrieved the tape recorder. Fast forwarding until the recording of my buddy came on.I played the first few minutes.Buddy: "Hey, how's it going?" Me: "Great"Buddy: "Ready?"Me: "Yes, she is. She is tied up in the other room." I had the luxury of recording what I wanted to say when my friend wasn't around.Buddy: "Perfect."Me: "She doesn't know that you are coming over. Don't say.