Again, a mistake. She told me I felt like a mammogram machine - you know, those machines that squeeze the shit out of a woman's tits. No woman - and I...mean no woman - wants her breasts squashed, regardless of the size of her boobs.Here is the right way to do it. I learned after the loss of sex from many women. Don't get your hands near those babies until you have laid some light kisses on them, lots of light kisses. Don't bite! Remember that women do not want sucker bites or any kinds of bites. Camilla then quickly led me to her bedroom…She quickly pulled off the t-shirt revealing her naked, freshly shaved pussy.Then she got onto the bed. I knew what she wanted, so I quickly stripped off my clothes and stepped close to the bed at her feet. I started to suck on her toes which caused Camilla to moan. She pulled at her nipples as I licked and sucked her toes. I slowly licked my way up her legs to her nice recently shaven labia. Camilla was a real bitch and she was already wet.Her soft. I suppose I'd better see what it's about.As she slid her finger along the envelope to open it she thought of the man who had drowned - and how tragically unlucky some people were. She realised in contrast how lucky she was to have Jayne, Jayne who wasn't just kinky but was kind and generous, and funny. What would she do without her?Maria pulled out the note, unfolded it and read:Dearest Maria, I am so very sorry that it all has to end this way, I know how much you love me and how heartbroken. ‘All the women of the world wanting to have sex with you is basically a positive?’ ‘Not all,’ he corrected. ‘But a hell of a lot. Yes, there’s quite a silver lining. But it comes with challenges.’ ‘What sorts of challenges?’ He breathed deeply before answering, and paused to take a sip of the sparkling water that was making a faint bubbly noise. I imagined the sound of the bubbles I’d hear later when listening to the recording, as I also took a sip from my glass. ‘I guess mostly the same.