. ah... well..." I stuttered as I wracked my brain forsomething to say, flicking my gaze between the dark figure of my doomand what was supposed to be...my own prostrate corpse collapsed bonelesson stage. "Are... are you sure that's me? I don't look anything likethat."Death rasped, though it could have been his version of a chuckle."Everyone I pick up says that. Look, kid, it's because you're used tolooking at yourself in a mirror. You humans see yourselves flippedaround left to right. Of course,. .. we were stuck in traffic. I sent an SMS to a friend that would be about 10 minutes late. After all, it's not so much.I'm there. At last... Straight from the bus stop I ran to my friends. They had plans to drink beer outdoors, so a moment of late is not the end of the world."After all, you are! It's time for you to meet new girlfriends!" said one of my colleagues , Mark"Hi, my name is Jacob. And you?" - I said to two new girlfriends."I am Magda and this is my sister Maria" - At the same time. “I’m a virgin, what do I do... does Alex have any condoms in his room? Am I even going to get that far?” She grasped my hand and when I looked at her, she smiled shyly. My heart melted. We walked toward my house, and entered in. She took off her shoes and placed them by the door. I gulped, and told her “We could make a move to my room. My stuff is in there.” She nodded and after a brief moment of hesitation followed me up the stairs. When we got to my room she sat on the bed and crossed her. I was also going to see my princess who was going to be welcomed by my queen.Like a love-besotted youth I arrived early so had, as I'd often done twenty plus years before, to drive round the block killing time.At five past seven I rang the bell."James?" Yes, Princess!" Press the button and come up to the second floor." Very well, your Highness!"I was teasing but when I stepped out of the lift I realised I'd been right.She was waiting for me at the door of her flat. She was dressed in a long.