So she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be h...nest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, fed him. Willis opened the door and said ‘Jesus.’ Those inside the room with good hearing heard a lovely voice say, ‘Actually it’s Monique.’ ‘Please come in Monique. You look yummy.’ ‘Why thank you kind sir.’ Into the room brushing past Willis came a vision dressed in a short Christmas green designer dress and a silk Christmas red bolero jacket. ‘Ohmigod, you are so beautiful,’ Willis’s sister Mira gaped and her boyfriend said ‘Jesus,’ producing a huge scowl from Mira. The older people politely kept. As I realized hewas very much closer to me it became difficult tobreathe. I swayed on my feet. His face was near mylegs; I felt the heat of his long tongue near my clit,and then the very tip caught a little beaded drop ofmy mositure, the electrical shock that went through mewas the most intense feeling I had ever felt. “Just as I thought. Exquisite taste. May I touch you?”“Yes.”“First, take that clip out of your hair,” (My unboundhair cascaded down my back. She's changed Jeremy for me a couple times already." How about that. Well, I'm glad."After the girls spent an hour or so in the pool,. Bill barbecued some steaks and hamburgers for everyone. The girls toweled off their bikinied bodies as he put the meat on the grill, and Taylor's parents, Lori and Chuck, came over and joined them.Wendy enjoyed the time immensely. Her neighbors doted over little Jeremy, and Wendy even dunked her little son halfway into the water, before he cried and wanted Mom's.