I dunno. I was trying to broaden our range of discourse. Bring in romance, attempt spoken dialogue, humor even. And what to do I get for my trouble? T...mmy Seduces Her Boyfriend, like some sleazy tabloid Rupert Murdoch headline! It obviously doesn't pay to be sensitive, if you are going to sneak in editorial slapstick on the subject line of my posting. >From now on, Tammy is writing her own subject lines. To wit: Public Notice to all readers of this letter who aren't older sisters of the poster:. That phrase became something of an inside joke with us. If he was moving furniture around his apartment or cleaning up after a party he’d say, “Help me out, bro,” and we’d both snicker. Shana and Kelly always looked at each other, puzzled, but neither of them was curious enough to ask what the joke was.Then one night about two months into the school year, Matt and I got drunk and stoned at his place when the girls were out with a bunch of their friends. I got horny thinking about Shana and. .damnit, coming up with names is hard...Haley? Yes, my cousin HALEY and I were roommates, and newly arrived at the school. Our parents dropped us off, and after some quick goodbyes in the dorm lobby we pulled our luggage into our new room.The room was as small as could be expected, with a bunk bed for us and a door leading to the bathroom. There were 2 desks and...another bed?The toilet flushed, the bathroom faucet ran and a few seconds later a raven-haired girl our age walked in from the. Now all was set as per her requirements and only needed was that she should starts to enjoy the lifestyle the way she wants it to, live the life of a real queen ruling over a large number of servants and maids serving her day and night being on their toes sweating and toiling away working hard to upkeep and maintain their queen's ultra comfortable and luxurious lifestyle.Soon prerna pulled of the most expensive divorce of the time as she has left no interest in him apart from his enormous.