”So Paddy hangs from the rafters by his feet shouting “I’m a light bulb. I’m a lightbulb, look at me I’m a light bulb.”The foreman sees hi... and shouts “Paddy ... You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got. “Well I’m not sure honey. Do you know anywhere round here where I might get some?”She glances along the street, twisting her head to check both ways before leaning in closer.“Some what exactly? Are you sure you know what you’re looking for?”“Oh I’m sure alright.”My hand drops to my crotch and rubs the bulge visible through my jeans. She watches for a moment, biting her bottom lip as if she’s deciding what to do.She glances along the road again, as if checking for something before, with a nod,. I always wondered why my wife never invited me to go to visit her mother or any of her sisters. It was like she was ashamed of me or something. Now my view of them was that they were a bunch of man hating bitches and I was a mere fly in their soup. It appeared being kept from the family 'get togethers' was a good thing but this still did nothing to calm my growing fear that this was not going to end well. The fact that she was telling me this was a small glimmer of hope. Since process servers. ‘I’m not at all upset. I finished early, too. I was just about to call you.’ ‘You know, my dear!’ Brian said, ‘You look fabulous in that outfit!’ Fran felt herself blushing. Her dress was loose-fitting and made of natural cotton. It had short sleeves and elastic at the neck and waist. She had a red cotton sash tied around her waist and a string of brown clay beads around her neck. The loose dress accentuated, rather than hid, her voluptuous figure. ‘Thank you, Brian,’ she said. ‘Ready to go?’.