The only thing that helped her stay sane was that he worked nights and she had an array of toys but of course was looking for the real thing. She was ... little on the heavy side, not as big as Gail, and a lot prettier. She had nice full tits and beautiful nipples, the kind you just want to suck all night. She had sent me pictures of them in various outfits and with her favorite vibrator she called her silver bullet. Oh, the one thing that really got to her was that her husband had an extremely. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all ... Medicare pays $43 of it.This one is compliments of JerryYou Know You Are In A Redneck Church If... ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,". Well me and Uncle Abe sat there on that swingin’ chair that day, and we had us a long talk like he said. He told me all kinds of real interestin’ stuff about peckers, and ladies, and how peckers and ladies goes together, and how when a fella and a lady gets to likin’ each other a whole lot in a particular kinda way, a fella’s pecker gets all hard and swoll up like mine was when I thought a snake bit it. He said a lady’s got this special place ‘twixt her legs, and when the fella and the lady. When I saw him fucking you hard on the very first day I got this urge to get fucked by him. Would like to share your husband with me.”For a moment Anamika was taken aback when heard about sharing her husband with a lady whom she had met past a month. Reminded her of those old memories when Rina used to order her to go for a threesome. All of these things reignited her memories of Rina’s motel. In rage she replied “You bitch! Shut your hell up! He is mine and I’ll share him with anyone!” With a.