For the next half an hour or so, I will call you Simon. Don’t ask why, just accept it. I think it would be best for you if you kept silent during th...s time. Last, but not least, if any details from tonight’s escapade were to make their way out of these walls, you will regret it. Mark my words young man, if I so much as hear a rumour about me, I will hunt you down and hurt you in ways you can’t imagine.’ He fervently nodded in fear. ‘Good, now shed all your clothes and lie down. I promise not to. We adopted a dog from the Humane Society to provide Amy with some company and protection while I was at work. We got a neutered lab-mix that already weighed fifty pounds when we brought him home. He sat calmly in the rear seat with our new daughter Beth Marie and his head on Amy’s shoulder. I felt much better when I left for work Monday morning.Amy was feeding Beth in our bedroom when Casey jumped up and ran to the front door, barking loudly when he got there. Amy laughed as she told me,. Although I could only see to just above his hip height, he did not seem to be wearing much more than a bowtie, a six-pack, and a smile which was laminated neon-white in the venue’s black-light glow. “What can I get you, darlin'?” he shouted over the musical typhoon raining down on our ears. Still slightly stunned by the sight of this cute, topless bartender standing before my eyes, I could only respond with something like, “The strongest drink you’ve got!”His perfect lips parted, he chuckled. .. nothing like that. I guess that letting a guy join us would be just one of those one time things that would be exciting to try. I'm not saying I will even like it-- I might not. But I am willing to try it if you think you might enjoy it."Long silence.Jacqueline: "I don't know. I guess I could.... no, I couldn't. Are you sure you want to do that?"Me: "I'm pretty sure. No, I am definitely sure. I've thought about it for some time now. The idea excites me."More silence.Jacqueline: "Who.