I probably wouldn't even have played football if I'd had to put up with a record like theirs.College football featured two premium games that Saturday...afternoon. #3 USC was playing #7 Notre Dame on ABC at the same time #5 Penn State played #4 Wisconsin on NBC. I flipped back and forth between the two channels, trying to catch as much of both games as I could. USC bested Notre Dame 31-27 with a come-from-behind fourth quarter drive led by Jared Dillard.Phil DiStefano turned what was supposed to. Daniel had gotten up and went to the loo. When he came back he dragged a duvet from the bed to cover me and we cuddled on the couch watching telly together. Finally we ordered Chinese takeaway and sat together eating and relaxing.After dinner, Daniel dimmed the lights and lit some incense. He also burned some oil and lit some candles. It was simple but sweet and romantic, he joined me on the couch and drew me in close. He began massaging my breast and playing with my pierced nipple again. I was. Somehow I figured him for the muscle, not the brains of the operation."I'm Big Al, and I know who you are Ms Stone. I have been expecting you," he said. When I saw who was speaking, I wanted to laugh my ass off. Big Al was under 4 feet tall. He was what we used to call a midget. Now, I think they are called little people. Can you say politically correct, hogwash."Then you probably have already worked out your story." I suggested."Why would I need a story?" he asked."One to keep me from calling. They help us get all stuffed into the vehicles and make sure we don’t close the doors on lines, canopies or pilot chutes. We get back to the DZ and Brian and a mechanic already have the cowling open on the left engine of the plane. Brian’s got a cell phone to his ear and he’s gesturing wildly, despite the fact that the guy on the other end can’t see him. We’re picking our spots in the packing area when Wyld Child shouts, ‘Dinner’s gonna be a little late on account of y’all not having the good.