. UMPH!Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!"This goes on for the whole hour.Later, back at the bar... the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the. ”“I see. Well I’ll take it under advisement of course, but just out of curiosity what are the other entries and how large is this poll anyway?”“Other entries?” Lia sighed. “Jim, how can I rig the poll if I allow people a choice?”“And so how many of these ‘other people’ are there?”Lia smiled at me.I shook my head. “Of course, if you’re going to rig the poll, you can’t risk letting anyone else cast a vote, can you?”“Nope. Politics 101 baby.”“Right. Well. Thank you for the suggestion and I’ll put. Dottie leaned down to whisper in Mark’s ear, “Enjoying what you see?” not waiting for an answer.Dottie smiled at the idea of the romance. She was still a romantic dreamer and she liked Helen. She knew Mark was a good guy, a little rough sometimes, but respectful, and still handsome.The dancers took a break and Dottie prepared their drinks, placing Helen’s glass of water at the same spot she occupied before to be sure she’d sit beside Mark. She loved to play the matchmaker.“You did great out. Do not hold back. You know we couldnot let a lady such as yourself to be able to use such language. Nowcome with me to my office and let's discuss your next few days. We needto discuss your financial status and legal status. First order ofbusiness is always survival. Let's review how we stabilize youemotionally and financially and then you can work out a long term plan."Kelly yelled to him as they headed off. "Wait until you meet yourBarbie-doll roommate. She might be even sexier than.