Santa?” “I’ve never had an elf do it,” I replied. “Then this is Santa’s lucky day!” she said. “I’ll be your little elf. Elves are sh...rt, aren’t they, Hon? Like I am now, on my knees?” “Yeah,” I said. “You’re at perfect elf height.” “Then let’s see the runner, Baby. Ummmmmm……now I get to see Santa’s real package.” And then I was in heaven. A skilled, soft, velvety mouth, a moist loving tongue, gentle hands, and a heavenly smooth throat did everything pleasurable that could possibly be done to a. He looked around the area in a distracted absent minded way. He noticed some kids playing in the field behind the cell tower. He knew that kids often noticed things that adults missed.He got out of his car and headed over to them to ask if they had seen any repair trucks in the area that morning. The kids were more than happy to tell about their adventure that morning. They had noticed a white panel van parked by the cell tower earlier. There had been two men working on the pole part of the. A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht’s ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope. The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk on water! Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world. The next morning. “What contests?”“Hmm,” Robby grinned. “Striptease. Oral sex. Regular sex. And freestyle!”“Freestyle?” I asked.“Whatever the girl wants to do to win, I can’t imagine you’ll object. It’s her chance to show off!”“I think this might be a bit much,” I grinned. “We’ll just let the two of them argue!”“Spoilsport!” Lee laughed.“I think it’s lunchtime!” Fran declared, causing everyone to laugh.We all got up and started heading for the elevator, but Sophia grabbed my arm and held me back.“Did we upset.