Samantha was there, escorting Aunt Alice. Her parents cuddled together on her other side. Lieutenant Carruthers was there accompanied by all four of h...s concubines. Sergeant-Major Blondell was there, with Greg and a girl who was quite young, very pregnant and, like Penny Deschenes, very naked.Michael started the announcement. "After that little nastiness on the parade square where young Optio Redburn acquitted herself with the skill, tenacity and coolness that we would expect only from an adult. "Ma'am, about our chat...." She cut him right off with a slight wrinkle of her sensuous mouth. "Well, you'd be interested to know there's a way out of your little predicament". ‘Little predicament my ass. This is a dayum hurricane of a problem' he thought to himself. He breathed a cautious sigh of relief still not sure what she was driving at. "Keep your diary clear on Saturday, and stay by the phone, I'll be in touch" she said stealing peeks at his bulging crotch. The elevator stopped and. Puray 2 weeks isi bak bak mein guzre aur jis din meray baap ne wapis jana tha ous se aik raat pehle literally hud ho gai. Mother ne sara din complaints kerke guzara aur raat ko yahan tak keh diya keh is tarah ki zindagi se behter keh koi aik suicide kerle ya at least divorce ho jaai. Mera baap wapis chala gaya aur aik haftah 10 din ke andar ousne meri mother ko divorce bhijwa di.Mujhay muaamle ki direness ka koi andaza nahi tha lekin meri mother ko kuch aqal aa gai thi. Woh khoob cheekh cheekh. Rubens might well have immortalized you, too, had you lived in that particular time and place... " CUT THE CRAP!"He reddened and fell silent."I don't know if this is some kind of creative pickup line or -- " Or what? Can't you simply accept an unfeigned compliment? Please! Tell me if I'm wasting my time. Am I speaking from the heart to a brainwashed slave of pop culture, to a woman who hates her body, who hates herself for being gloriously fat?"It was her turn to redden."And who the bloody hell.