" You don't have to like it." I said."Are you serious?" She was astounded."Are you? You've been changing in front of me for years now. You want me to ...ant to fuck you! So this way, we'll both get something we want."It didn't take long. I don't know whether she decided to do it because she wanted the crystal that badly or whether she wanted a perverse adventure, but she quickly stripped off her shirt again and this time I stared straight at her magnificent jugs.They hung down and swooped outward. TheOther agreed. “That’s not us, Captain. Leaving this for someone else to unravel”.Sodoby grinned. “She already made up her mind, otherwise, we would be on our way to Camogi Star already”.“Givz upz, Weeze? Captinz Meeze noz givz upz!”“Mr.Meeze this is a Senior staff meeting, what are you doing here?”“Whaz youz zinkz Meeze doiz? Meeze rotaz in departminz youz saiz. Meeze rotaz in ze seniorz departminz. Meeze noz soz stoopiz”.I sighed. “Of all things, Mister that is one aspect no one thinks is. ”“What do you think the man was thinking?”One of the teacher’s students in the back of the room, called out, “Fuck me, a talking pig.”????????????????A well planned retirementThere is a lot written about this story. Apparently, it is a long-standing myth, but such a popular story that there is a tv show in the works.On Sun, May 9, 2021, 6:43 PM Heather Krull, wrote:Don’t know if it is true, but it is delightful - h From The London Times:A Well-Planned RetirementOutside England ‘s Bristol Zoo. Tyler counts three and Dad flops over in defeat. Then we sit back up and watch the TV, cheering for our favorite wrestlers. A tear rolls down my face as I pry myself from the memory. A few years later, my world is turned upside down. My suddenly alcoholic father is gone all day and comes home late at night just to disappear again the next day. Tyler is quiet and sullen when he’s around and when he goes out with friends, nobody ever knows what he’s doing. And there’s, me…bullied in school and.