The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab...my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children. He looked just like an exile from a motorcycle gang, big with large tattooed arms and even a multi coloured scarf around his head."Hi," I replied, "bit slow today?" Yep, but I don't mind," he said with a smile. "Why don't you come in and have look at my wall of fame?"I hesitated for a second then nodded, my pub lunch could wait."If I can I take a picture of each work," he explained waving at the wall covered with hundreds of Polaroid pictures."This one is great," I said tapping a picture of a. All the movies seemed popular by the length of the waiting lines. Fortunately, there were 8 spots left, I waved my wristlet to pay for it, we got our windows washed, by a very athletic young man, that Mel waved at, then we were led to Theatre 9. We ended up in the back row, but that wasn’t so bad. With Mr. Thomas’ recently changed rule of no trucks, SUV’s or Vans, the view was clear.We ordered some food only five minutes before the movie was to start, but I have become in love with whatever the. . hopefully she wasn't annoyed enough to cash in a few favors.The girl sitting in front of Brittany turned to glare angrily, hoping that would be enough to get her to stop talking. Instead, Brittany simply leaned forward and said angrily, "What the fuck are you looking at, you ugly fuck? Turn the fuck around." To add insult to injury, she started swinging her leg so her foot banged repeatedly against the back of the girl's seat."That girl who waved hello to you — the nerdy looking one with the.