“I heard you both very clearly, when you both began to…when you…” Dammit, she really wanted to get this out…“When we came?” he asked, an... she nodded. “Is that a problem for you?” he asked, “Me fucking your mother? I’ve been doing it for years, since long before you came along, since even before she got married, since…well, since just after her mom died.” Lauren was surprised by his complete candor about it, and thought to herself, Mom said Grandma died when she was just thirteen…Looking him in. " How long have you been here?" For ten years now, ever since the Countess brought me from Kobekistan," the servant said, backing away from Elinor, remembering the injury and pain she had suffered some ten years earlier."Are you allowed into my bedroom?" asked Elinor, anxious to know more of this virtual prisoner on the upper floors of Stapleford Grange."As the Princess pleases."When they reached Elinor's bedroom she said, "Now sit there and tell me what happened and don't leave anything. 'WOW.' I thought to myself - 'I need to stay at the Hilton more often.' Taking a sip out of my own beer, and grabbing the other, I stood up and walked around to talk to the cute girl I had my eye on. "How's it going?" I asked, setting the drinks down, and interrupting the old man who had been talking to her. "Good! How about you?" she asked. Up close she was simply stunning. She had full luscious lips and extremely sexy eyebrows, and her blue eyes seems to radiate an allure I had not noticed. As I thought about crushes and perfection, my romanticism began to falter. I figured out that I was ready to give up serial monogamy. Given my role in the world, multiple lovers were going to be OK. The prospect was actually exciting.We all knew where to look first: The five other girls in high school I had found really sexy. My identity had been revealed as I had moved to the Residence at Sperm Central. The press descended on Secaucus. Everyone who knew me was interviewed by journalists, and.