She raised her left hand and showed me that her ring finger had a gold band on it. "Because I tell them that I am married." That made me stop in my tr...cks."Are you?" No silly, simple parlor trick. This is my high school ring, see." And she spun her ring so the little fake ruby gem and the school emblem could be seen."And that works?" Fooled you. Besides, I tell them that my husband is this big honking ex-football player and that is enough to keep them at bay." Football player? Me?" I dreaded. There was astand up urinal about 2 feet from the large sit down toilet. Inoticed there was plenty of toilet paper and it actual smelled verynice inside. I stood in front of the urinal. I lifted up my sweatsoaked t-shirt and pulled down my black lyrca running shorts andfreed my half erect cock. I reached down and played with my hairlessballs and pointed my cock into the urinal. I looked down and a warmjet of liquid was coming out.I had my back to the door and was still peeing when I heard the. “Well pick bitch, ‘cause I’m horny and I’m going to fuck one of them.” I smiled. “Ay Mara, don’t do that please…” She pleaded. I had stopped listening to her, shit she wasn’t going to tell me what I should do. Who does she think she is my mother..? I watched them look around, and as they were about to walk out of the bar, they noticed us; they changed their mind and took a seat on the bar, right across from us. I’m anything buy shy, and with a couple of drinks in me I had. .....Neil's spunk!!!!!!The addition of a caption read, "Karen's cream-pied ass. You can pick my jizz outta there as well as her cunt,. Cuckboi" He'd added a smiley face too!!!I sat stunned into silence for about ten minutes!Bing! "It's me! Did you get pic Neil sent! He he! Not quite finished yet!!!!!! Be home bout 9. Hope u r hungry LOL X K." took two very strong gin and tonics before my hands stopped shaking? Karen had given me hell the one and only time I had slipped just my finger up inside.