5 kids (my stepson only lives with us part-time). The only thing missing was the white picket fence. I did all the usual dad stuff with my kids, barbe...ues, flying the flag, scouting, camping, church, and even an occasional ball game.Let me tell you about my family. My Wife, Thien Ly is a short statuesque Vietnamese woman. After 3 kids she’s still has a sexy 34B-28-36 body. At 38 her breasts do have some sag but no stretch marks. The most remarked on feature my wife has is her freckles.Neither. I always wore sensible underwear ? noneof that uncomfortable stuff the young girls wear ? I have a husband!I don't have to dress like a tart! I'm sure they let those awful thong thingiespoke out of their jeans ? sluts! I can't be bothered taking my tights off again , I thought and stuffedthe knickers into my handbag. It never occurred to me that I could, if I wished,wear the knickers over my pantyhose. The receptionist smiled at me. ?Feeling better, Mrs Carlingford? ?Yes, thank you, very. . grateful or loyal or devoted to what was our faith. Anyway, Pastor Ward was a better Christian than either you or loverboy ever could be,” I asserted in the face of my ex.“Pastor Ward is a liberal, modernist heretic! He preaches doctrines of men, not of God!” Tracy growled.“Seems to me that between you and loverboy, there’s plenty of THAT going around!” I got in my Parthian shot as I stormed off to finish my shopping.I meant the second part, not the first, but I didn’t care enough about my ex. I did not pry for anything butto know you better. I'm kind of a geek, meeting women has never been easyfor me. You intrigued me - I dug. I apologize, again, if I wasinsensitive. My intentions were to never make you feel uncomfortable..."Paul was still sitting on the couch when I turned back toward him. Helooked like this conversation was painful for him - welcome to a billionthof my world buddy. I was impressed he identified me as being a woman -which is a landmine of crazy for some out.