B designs and sells silver jewelry and wore a stunning dress that showed a naval ring she made- the dress had a deep V in it to just above the pubic a...ea allowing her work to be displayed. Her ear rings were of the same design with matching opal stones that came from the opal mines near the Tequila Volcano up the highway. Later in the evening, after much dancing and tequila, the cloth of her dress shifted to reveal her ample breasts with matching silver piercings in her meaty nipples. She. .. Well... Nopresents, huh?" She looked up at him, a smirk on her face. She had himby the baubles, and she knew it."Alright, little girl, what do you want, you're right, if you killRudolph, Christmas would be ruined..." He backed off slightly, raisinghis hands to show he meant no harm... If only Rudolph would realise thedanger, but, of course, the reindeer hadn't seen a real gun, didn'tknow what they could do..."WHAT DO I WANT?!" The 'girl' snarled at him, before getting her temperunder. ’ ‘Okay then,’ he said quickly. ‘There, all set. Let’s go.’ The ride to the airport and the flight itself was uneventful. They discussed what they were going to do and see at the conference. They decided they would split up so they could see more exhibits and presentations. Then they meet up for lunch, dinner and sight seeing. Things didn’t really start until Friday morning and their presentation was after lunch that day. They had gone over what they were going to say until they could say it in. One cop is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher. Then proceed to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot! I couldn’t help myself and asked them why they were jailing her after just burning her arm!! wasn’t catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the cop looked me dead in the eye and said,“For waving a Firearm”.These are compliments of Gary H.THE HOTEL BILLNext time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...A husband and.