Not that it seemed to matter if I found one, my record so far at oneplace was just over a month.But my morning's search online was interrupted by an e...plosion in mykitchen.I ran towards the noise, and discovered that where my stove had beenthere was now shrapnel everywhere, the walls had been blackened, andstanding in the midst of the ruin were two ... beings.They were small, the tallest being not quite half my height, and weredressed as if they had heard about fashions third-hand, and were. Sie wartete, bis ich die Haust?r aufgeschlossen hatte.Ich sammelte alle meine geistigen Kr?fte, strich unbewusst meinen Rockglatt, und ging hinein.##Meine Stiefel mit ihren hohen Abs?tzen machten genug L?rm, dass Mom michsofort bemerkte. Aber sie brauchte einen Moment, um mich tats?chlich zuerkennen. Sie hatte mich mit losen Haaren nur mit der blonden Per?ckegesehen, und damit sah ich v?llig anders aus. Au?erdem sah diese Per?ckek?nstlich aus. Dieses Haarteil war wie meine richtigen Haare. ." That's pretty weird," observes Bart."Unusual yes, as there aren't all that many autogyro pilots. But amongus, the condition is nearly universal. A certain Dr. Monroe did a studyof this phenomenon, which he named.... autogyrophilia."An unseen drummer executes a loud rimshot- TSSSHHHH!!!########################The sun is shining. Squirrels and bunnies are scampering about. SideshowBarb wanders through the forest, breathing deeply of the strangelyinvigorating air here, looking up at the trees. "And by the way, you're fired!" You can't fire me," Roy yelled, waving his hand at Jeremy. "You saw this son-of-a-bitch kick me." Sure did," Lee laughed. "And, I saw everything else, too. He can obviously stomp your ass without breaking a sweat, although, it looks like you're either too stupid or too drunk to realize it. I've already warned you twice that you were on thin ice for being late, plus that attitude of yours. You should have paid attention. Now get your ass off the lot. And before.