She has on several occasions said how nice I am, how well I treat her, and how she loves my "proper" English accent, but I have done nothing whatsoeve... to encourage her.This morning she passed the meeting room I use as my classroom while I was in between lessons, poked her head in and said "hi". I knew it was a mistake, but I asked how things were, and she took that as an invitation to come in and regale me with a(nother) tale of woe - she was due to get a written warning this afternoon at 2.. "Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.I still don't think I looked that bad.Straight upAmbidextrous Lady GolferA group of men live and die for their. ‘He’s a mess, Mistress but it’s only superficial, he’ll live.’‘Good, I shall check on it in a moment. First I must attend to this...creature...here,’ looking down in abject disgust at the prostrate figure in the hallway.‘Thank You, Curtis. A nice shot. Saved a lot of unseemliness.’‘Kindly take him outside and lock him up in the dog kennel, until I confer with Lady Victoria over what is to be done with him..‘I am so sorry, Mistress,’ Lady V has her head in her hands, barely able to believe what. It makes them as horny and receptive as we are. Oh, and it's also got a time-release Viagra, for lack of a better name, so you'll be able to make the most of your week." That is impressive," you admit. "So what's the catch? There's always a catch. And if this stuff is so great, how come you don't save it all for yourself?" I can give you the same answer to both questions," your roommate says. "One dose will last about a week, give or take. And after that, your glands are exhausted for the next.