The leather made my ass stick. I reached up and pulled her down over my two knees. Her big breast were almost touching the floor on my right side. I l...oked to my left side and her ass was just perfect. Like a huge apple looking at me. I could feel her pussy on my left thigh as it dripped onto he couch. I started to spank her with my left hand on her ass. First soft slaps then harder as she moaned and screamed. She tried to move underneath me put I had pretty good grip and she was not going. We wanted the ice on the side.Hap looked at me strangely, so I answered his question. "If we put the ice in them later, the drink doesn't get diluted with ice water."He nodded, but continued drinking his coffee. "You know, Steve, you have led me into decadence. You know, I fucked all three of your ladies last night, but it was Hannah that sucked the juice right out of me. That little one can suck."I had to agree with him, "I know, I did the other girls too, but I was getting too shit-faced to. “So, my dear husband, what heroic deeds did you perform?”“Heroic? Foolhardy!” Sir Richard snorted, his dander still roused by the thought. “Suffice to say, your husband, under the benighted leadership of Fanning, risked ship and crew by sailing through the Menai Strait, between Anglesey and the Welsh north coast.”“Is that bad?” Harriet asked, genuinely puzzled.“To my knowledge, Asia is the first ship of the line ever to sail that passage. He even admits to touching a shallow! He would have been. Now restrooms are unfortunately not very intimate places. Above allbecause many women wanted to go to the toilet after the fireworks.Slowly Mom pulled my head upward and asked, "Well, are you OK now?"I nodded. Speaking seemed just a little too hard for me."My first kiss from a boy was even worse. I bawled for hours."Why do girls let themselves be kissed if it is so terrible?##When I woke up next morning, at first I didn't know whether everythinghad been a dream. But piece by piece the memories.