Believe me, you wait and see. By the time Auntie Bev and Auntie Jamieand your mum have worked on your dad, he won't know if he's Arthur orMartha. We...can easily say that all the bride's maids have to have blondhair to bring balance to the pageant, and your dad won't have a clue."But that's not true," sighed Jeanette."Of course it isn't, but your dad won't know that. Men are total idiotswhen it comes to style and fashion. Don't you ever go shopping withyour mum?" All the time, but dad never. But today was not to be about his desires. Itwas all about mine…..Just as I was starting to get a little irritated at John’s absence, abell boy came up to me and handed me an envelope. Inside it was a roomkey-card and a note;*/For once in your life, just do as you are instructed. /**/Room 324 /*A slow smile crept across my face. What was he up to?John had a mischievous streak which was rarely noticed by most people.He always appeared to be such a respectable business man these days, notmany. . CUTELARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVOURITE!!!!A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I didn’t like to see you standing there all by yourself!’✧ ✧ ✧Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mum?’ he asked.‘To make myself. After the waiter left, we went into five or six separate conversations, the whole while Becky and I were holding hands and constantly looking at one another.I leaned over and whispered to her, “If we got married, can you imagine this group at a wedding?”“RICKY,” she blurted. “What a thing to say?”This got my sisters ear, “What did he say, Becky – it must have been good.”The other conversations had all halted at Tiffany’s question.Becky looked at me and said, “Tell them, or I will?”“I know that.