Forthose unfamiliar with square dancing and its terminology, there will bea short explanation and glossary at the end.Dancing BackwardsBy Sue KidderI'... always nervous when my wife starts experimenting. She is anelectronics engineer and an inventor. After spending all day at workdesigning some new version of a portable CD player or DVD andtelevision combo, she is ready to come home and invent something nobodyhas ever seen before."Those clowns at the office don't want anything new, they just want. She thought that was the funniest thing ever! Sometimes I even take pictures of her when her friends aren’t around to do it. I will admit, Stella does look like an instagram model. She has long wavy brown hair, big green eyes, a radiant smile, and a curvy figure she’s spent hours in the gym working for. When we’re out in public together men are constantly checking out her thick bubble butt. If I wasn’t her father, I guess I’d think Stella was pretty hot too! All this attention worries me. I. ” I’m delighted to see him stop again. “Bring me some clothes from my bedroom, please?” He smiles. “No problem. I’ll leave them by the door.” “No. Bring them in here. I don’t want someone out there taking my clothes!” “But…you’ll be in the shower.” “You can put the clothes on the counter without looking.” I’m looking at him too seriously. I’m supposed to flirt here, but all I can manage is, “Put them there. You can do that, right?” “Yeah, that’s fine.” He’s out the door. From his attitude, I’m. After I peed I noticed that, I probably could have left it in, and nowhad no way of putting the red soggy thing back. As I started to wipemyself the small voice said to me, "Wipe back to front on your beaver,and front to back on your ass." Who are you? Why are you doing this to me?" I asked out loud, but thevoice was no longer there. I got up and sat down on the chair, tring tocollect my thoughts.After an hour a nurse came in with another tray of food. As I got up totake it from her, she saw a.