”I flinched and grimaced as the nurse adjusted my arm in its sling. “Yeah, he starts yelling at Dee. That’s when I realized he was her kid.”Th... cop looked at his notes. “That would be Deirdre Clancy, wife of Detective Roger Clancy, your patient, correct?”“Uh, yeah. But ... Look, this wasn’t a regular thing. He wasn’t getting the job done anymore and she was out looking. It’s not like I had to push the issue or anything.”“Right.” He looked at his notes again. “You’re Detective Clancy’s physical. Being the only security guard on monitor duty that day, I had to stay there, but we had the room to ourselves. We had just finished cleaning up when Heather saw something on one of the monitors that caught her attention. "Hey, babe..." she said, "come check this out." I walked over to see what she was looking at. Heather pointed to one of the screens and I saw two people hiding on the loading dock making out. This was kind of a normal occurrence, so I was not too shocked. After all, that was. Sin is, and I don’t mean this as an excuse, ‘missing the mark’. As I’ve said, I’ve struggled with it from the time ridiculous amounts of hormones began coursing through my body.”“I’m a bit confused about that - it didn’t take anything, really, for me to talk you into bed. And you went not just willingly, but enthusiastically, with Sarah.”“I know,” I replied. “I let myself get into a mindset that, in effect, once I’d done it with more than one person, it didn’t matter. That kind of got out of. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresserAnd now she isn’t moving at all!’‘Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too...He was all scared and he jumped out of the back windowAnd into the swimming pool.But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the waterLast week to clean it.He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’Long PauseLonger PauseEven Longer PauseThen Daddy says,‘Swimming pool?...Is this 486-5731?’No, I think.