I shook my head. Toni couldn't seem to help herself. Maybe it was the way she was raised or maybe it was genetic. I didn't know and at the moment I di...n't care. I didn't want to think about it but maybe I should divorce her, if she couldn't stop herself. I know she is a giver, but there were limits to what she should give.I started thinking about how we met. It was like it was Fate or some such. We were walking along in different directions at college. We bumped into each other and one look at. Iwas terribly excited but I had to control myself. Mrs. Manley hated messyknickers."What is your friend Arka's surname?" She asked casually."Her full name is Arka Narita Latim. Her middle name is her mother'sname. Girls in India carry their mother's name as a middle one Madam," Ianswered with a voice barely controlled. Her foot was caressing me hardernow."Then we can rename you Harita Latim and you will be related to Arka, youcan be her aunt, her mothers' sister. Arka will find you a middle. She'd had her finger in that mouth. Luckily she knew how to make Petunia let go. She did that and Uncle Bob fell to the ground in a fetal position.Mandy couldn't get him up so she ran for help."Mamma Mamma, come help quick, Uncle Bob's hurt!" she yelled as she banged into the house.Lorna dropped the dough she was kneading and ran with her daughter. "What happened?" she yelled as they ran."I don't know, but Petunia had his thing in her mouth." her daughter yelled back."Thing?" yelled Lorna."You. " I'm thinking prawns in green curry," I said."Share?" Of course! I have to watch my figure, you know." Yeah, right," Lance said. "I've gained ten pounds eating yourleftovers."And so went the night, simple and rather typical for us, until muchlater, as I lay in bed in my short blue gown, when I began to fantasizethat Lance's prenuptial idea was real.Within a week, the deal was done, just as Lance had proposed. It onlytook that long because my lawyer couldn't believe he was such a.