Just shut up, please?" You going to ask me any more questions like that, I'm fucking leaving!" Please, Mikey?" Yeah, please stay." I whipped my head o...er to look at Johanna in disbelief. "Please?" She begged. "I know it's difficult, but please don't get up."I blinked at her, not understanding a single thing about what was going on here, but seeing the pleading in her eyes. I looked at her a second and over to Kathy, then shook my head to make sure I was awake and that this was really happening.. I knew my friends would shit on me for it later when she wasn’t around but what could I do mom wanted me to take her.Mom dropped us off outside the theatre and we met up with my friends. My said to text her when the credits were rolling and she would come right back to get us. To my surprise the guys weren’t too mad Em came with me. We went to see a raunchy comedy movie that had lots of nudity, foul language and even a raunchy fake sex scene. We all laughed a lot and ate junk food and overall. “Well you know I had a full day planned out, was planning on taking my new girlfriend out to a fancy resteraunt, maybe going to the theatre and catching a movie and seeing how things go from there.” I lied, trying to score some false guilt points from my aunt for pretending to ruin my evening.“Well, would you settle for removing a few inches of water from my kitchen, and letting your aunt order a pizza for you instead?” She negotiated with me, knowing full well I was lying about having a. ~Jay Leno~The problem with political jokes is they get elected.~Henry Cate, VII~We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.~Aesop~If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these Election speeches,There wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.~Will Rogers~Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev~When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become Prime Minister or Premier;I'm.