I groaned. "I can't possibly meet someone this good looking, even if they've turned into a crone since these pictures were taken. Look, there's a pict...re of her getting crowned at the state beauty queen."Bruce said, "Scroll down the page. See if there are more recent shots."Another hundred photos scrolled by. "Holy shit," I declared, agreeing with Bruce. "This woman is coming to dinner to meet me? She's got to be stupid. She could have any man she wanted. She's ... the most beautiful woman I. ”“A B-O-Y,” he spelled the final work of his question.“Exactly.”“You tricked the fuck outta me. I don’t do men,” Boston shared baffled.“I’m not a man,” CiCi disagreed.“You just said you was a boy.”“Yes, but nothing about me is manly.”“Ain’t you got a dick?”“But it doesn’t work like yours.”“What you tryin’ to say?”“Yours gets hard. Mine doesn’t.”“You piss with it, don’t you?”“Always sitting down though.”“Why it don’t get hard,” Boston inquired.“Cause I took hormones.”“What kinda hormones? What. I watched him as he headed down the hallway to the elevator. When he stepped into the elevator, I waved. He waved back, and that was that.Mandy was sleepy, and I pulled the other covers up over her, and I kissed her on the forehead as she smiled sleepily up at me. "Your beautiful!" I said."I am?" Of course you are!" I said, smiling back at her. "Now, go to sleep. Your tired." What are you going to do?" She asked."Nothing much. You go to sleep. I'll see you when you wake up." I stood up and. "All right gentlemen, it's your favorite, Amateur night!" he bellowed, as the audience whooped their approval. The place was packed."These girls aren't professional dancers, they're the sexy girls next door, competing for $5,000! In fact, their boyfriends, or husbands, are right here tonite!" A spotlight shone on the guys in the front row. I saw Ron cheering and giving the other guys high-fives.The guys cheered."All you guys here tonight are the judges! The girl that makes you the horniest.