Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following 25 statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been r...touched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.1. In the first book of the bible, guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day,. Totally fuckin' hairless! My mother's twat was a bald as a baby's butt!She must have shaved it daily to get it so damn smooth. I couldn't even see any stubble! God, I never would have believed it, but staring at my Mom lying there with her legs spread open like that, fucking herself with a huge plastic prick, made my cock jump to attention real fast.Did I mention that she was bare-ass naked? Well, she was, so I could see everything, from the pink flush on her tits, to the tiny goose pimples on. Imust stop doing that."Are you serious?" I saw the look on his face and started to babble,"But I don't have anything to wear."Martha is getting your dress from last night cleaned and pressed rightnow so if you don't mind wearing the same dress two days running, itlooked lovely on you by the way."I fell back onto the pillows."Oh yes Charlie, I could wear a dress again two days running, forsure." Excellent, let's get started then. Do you need a hand with your hair,I think Martha does hair too if. I tucked the bottom of my skirt in the waist band and slide forward resting my back against the worktop. I lifted my legs up and grabbed the backs behind my knees. My pussy was wide open so Paddy could get his tongue in as far as he liked. His tongue was going in my pussy further than any other tongue had gone before. It was like a wiggling cock. I was pulling my legs as far wide as I could, then his tongue touched my ass hole. I squirted all over him and he kept licking it. He must have been.