. Misfortune is as bad as it's gotten," Missy confessed. "Yeah ... I hate school ... not the learning ... the learning is wonderful. It's the assholes...... and the jocks. In case you hadn't noticed," here she pulled her sweatshirt tight, "I've been cursed with mothers' tits."Ed's eyes popped out of his head, he cleared his throat, "AHEM. No ... I had no idea." I'm not talking to you ... I'm talking to your wife ... Gawd ... MEN!"A little sidetrack here while Ed, Seph and Missy study the. ..” Cheryl was laughing at her two daughters, apparently they found the idea of their old mother – 35! - having sex was gross, but her having to hear them being fucked to oblivion by male or female was quite acceptable. “Anyway. Next night you get a, umm, a threesome. Stop grinning! Yes, well Joanne and Tony thought they could share you. Then comes Sarah and then on the last night we’ll be packing and having the flotilla meal and things, so there would probably be no time. Okay?”“I think I’m. We asked each of the ladies a question backstage. We will now ask the gentlemen that same question. If you get the correct answer, which matches what your wife said, you will win the prizes. Are you ready to play?Couples: Oh yes.Peter: Great. The first question is for Richard. We asked your wife Robin if she has ever had an orgasm. Has your wife ever had an orgasm? Richard.(Camera pans to Richard.)Richard (Grinning): Of course, every night.BZZZZZZ (A buzzer sounds.)Peter: I'm sorry Richard that. "Holy shit, I can't believe we both just had sex with our daughters-in-law, Josh." "Yes, but we did it, man. I mean, we fucking did it, regardless of what the reasons were. No matter how we developed crushes on them, we got into their panties and had our ways with them too, Will." "Dude, this is bad," I said, shaking my head. "How the hell can we expect this to stay locked up forever? What if just one of them lets it slip? Then the other one will admit it, and then we'll both be fucked. Not.