"Excuse me? You bloody TOLD me to!" No, I didn't! I was just speaking out loud, you know?!" I said, putting my face in my palms.X scoffed again. "You ...now, you can always wish to take back your second wish. That'd your third and last wish, and I'd be out of your hair forever!" X said, drifting around the room.I thought for a second. I should totally just take this wish away, so that I don't do anything I'd regret. I was about to speak, when I stopped myself. What if I did want to use this. But it was a woman named Tammy that had gotten Jane thinking along these hanky-panky lines. Tammy, constantly and often, not only bragged about all the money she was making, but how great all the sex was."Janie, you shouldda been there!" Tammy excitedly told her one day, right after servicing her latest man. "This guy had a cock on him as wide and as long as a Genoa salami!" She put her hands out as if to estimate the width of this particular deli meat. "And, I'll tell ya, sweetie, he knew how. She also used the word “bugger” a lot which Didn,t seem any where near as dirty as it was viewed in America. Not long after we married Imtold Sarah dirty talk during sex really turned me on, but it seemed with her she had to really be either inebriated with alcohol or very much in the mood before she used that kind of language. Even now she doesn,t like me swearing in the house and will no longer tolerate my swearing as we don,t have sex any more. A far cry from when she was younger and enjoyed. It was a pair of diamond earrings. Large diamond earrings.“This didn’t come from K-Mart,” she said, when she saw the name of the jewelers on the box.She leaned over and kissed me, then put the earrings on. They looked so beautiful on her. And she again told me I was just as big a geek and nerd as she was!We returned to my house, and the diamond earrings looked even better when that was all she was wearing! We made love again, then fell asleep.The next morning we made love again when we woke up,.