" This fucking sucks!" Welcome to the New World, kid," he said. "It all sucks!"The upside to the Apocalypse is the obviousness of the dangers. Zombies...don't do ambushes. Werewolves howl when they're hungry. There's no Academy Award for Most Subtle Vampire. Humans don't settle for little evils either, like pissing in your coffee. Before the Apocalypse, I wouldn't have known Captain GunNuts if he disguised himself as a mailman."What the fuck did he plan to do with this many guns?" I asked."I. So I waited, keeping an eye on both sides of the house in case the shooter tried to sneak around. Inside, I was worried about Ted and Lisa. Did they get away, was someone holding them at gunpoint now, or worse? I gathered myself to charge the corner when I heard a shout on the other side of the house. ‘Police! Drop your weapon! Drop it! Do it! Now!’ Then I heard a shot. It sounded like a different gun than the one that had been firing at me. Then there was the sound of someone running. I aimed. I was the last out and needlessto say I had the most skirt to hitch up of any of them. Once on theground we got in 'formation' with me next to Hitler, the three girlsholding the now fully extended train of my dress, and Gerda at therear. When I was happy with the formation I lowered my veil, Hitlerhanded me my bridal bouquet, I took his arm, and we made our way intothe church to cheers from the excited onlookers.Inside the church I looked at the smiling faces on either side of me aswe. Sue was exploring stocking tops now and her hand moved upwards towards the panties of this stunning girl, as Rob watch he became hard again and then he saw Sue stop, she looked partly shocked and partly pleased, Rob was curious. He didn’t remain curious for long as Sue reached into the panties of this sexy girl and pulled out a cock not that much smaller than Rob’s. “I’ll be Sally and you be Rob”, he heard Sue say as she turned and held the back of a nearby chair as her new friend pushed her.