I turned to see Jim, our building superintendent and friend. We often hung out with Jim and Claire at their apartment or ours. My heart raced as Jim...came over and stood with me in front of our window. We were making small talk when I saw his eyes widen and he exclaimed, “Oh my God! What are you doing? She’s amazing! Whoa, to be honest, I always fantasized about her and she is more perfect than I ever imagined!”Jim was beside himself and I could tell he was about to shoot his load right. Kaathalan kaama sugam thaangaamal en thalaiyil kai vaithu sunniyai vaayil vittu vittu ooka aarambithaan. Pinbu naan pothum pothum endra alavirku sunniyai sappi urinthen athan pin ennai paduka vaithu kuthiyil sunniyai irakinaan. Haaaaaaaaaaaa ennal avan valaintha sunni kuthiyil irangum sugathai thaangave mudiya villai.Naan kathai haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hmmmmmmm endru munara aarambithen, kaathalan en mulaiyil vaai vaithu sappi konde kuthiyil kuthi ooka aarambithaan. Ennaku miga pidithu irunthathu avan. Prim and proper just like her parents. Her stomach churned with dread, her folks could be so judgmental. She had convinced Daddy to play the part, he wore khaki pants and a neat polo shirt, but could he contain his dominant side for a whole weekend. She smoothed her dress on her legs nervously. as they pulled in front of the house she sighed, Daddy gently caressed her hand with his fingers. "You know we don't have to do this Baby Girl. We can tell your parents you started to not feel good so we. ”“K-I-S-S-I-N-G,” added another in a yellow dress.Paul and Paula rolled their eyes.“You got the names wrong,” Paula told them.“And the spelling,” added Paul.“Oh yeah?” the obvious bully snorted, his hands on his hips. “Well why don’t you geniuses enlighten us!”The two nine-year-olds looked at each other and grinned.“Bruce and Lucy sittin’ in a tree,” they chanted together, “F-U-C-K-I-N-G!”The gang of older kids looked shocked. They had of course heard the word before; most of them used it. But.