The Australian woman came to him and said, “Have you ever been fucked?”The man broke into a big smile and said, “No.”She said, “You will be ...hen the tide comes in.”A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he’s driving a truck, with his hands at 10 to 2.The nurse asks him, “Kenny! What are you doing?”Kenny replies, “Can’t talk right now I’m driving to Melbourne!”The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters Kenny’s room just as he stops driving. Last time she'd go there, by God... The gall of that old quack! And she'd been home now for hours, and no sign of Tamera. Where was that girl anyway? She'd promised to stay home today, had promised to come home early last night, in fact-- and what had happened? She'd come home at such a late hour Carla hadn't even heard her, and she'd been sleeping like a log when Carla had to go to that stupid doctor, and now she was gone, not even leaving a note or anything. The young mother held a glass of. "Good girl. Now, fuck us." I feel them both still inside me, and I start bucking my hips. "Faster bitch!" Gage pulls my hair again and I comply. I start riding them like its the last fuck I'll ever recieve.I impale myself upon them, moaning and gasping each time. Gage occassionaly pulling my hair, Victor slapping my ass. It feels so fucking good. Victor leans in and takes my free nipple into his mouth and sucks hard. I arch my back, fucking them faster.The snow is falling all around us. The. ..Eric sat on the toilet and regarded his new physique. He still couldn'tbelieve it was himself, under all this *softness*. There was really noother way to describe it. Any person, regardless of whether they knewhim before or not, couldn't have guessed there was anything but agorgeous woman sitting here. Well, that wasn't entirely true either.There were two dead giveaways: First, the hair. While the rest of himlooked like a teenage boy's wet dream, his hair was still the salt-and-pepper.