He laughed. “Sweetheart, you don’t want to do this. Just go back home and call one of your male friends and play with him.”“But we can’t.”...I complained. “If we do that the guy will talk and then we become known as a slut or a cocksucker all around school. This way we get to do it and no one knows who we are. And we wouldn’t do it all the time, just once a month or so. Please Tony you have to help us.”“Look little girl. You and your friend are cute, but I know you’re not sixteen and even if you. " "Your Aunt Kathy wants to spend time with you too. Look, you don't have to go. You're eighteen now, it's your life, just give it some thought. Maybe spend a few weeks or a month with them. It's nice at the lake; you'll never know if you don't go, but you might actually have a good time."My mother was right, it was nice at the lake. I've always enjoyed staying there with my aunt and uncle; and the fishing, swimming, and sailing is first rate. I needed to get laid, and there wasn't much chance. Main nishchint ho gaya aur lund pe lagane ka masala tayyar karne laga. Maine kitchen me jaa kar ilaychi ke daane nikale aur unhe pees liya. Phir maine do chammach shehad nikala aur katori main dala phir ilaychi powder aur shahad ko achchi tarahan se mila liya aur ek homeopathy wali shishi main bhar kar rakh liya. Maine kaha jabh bhi wo mujhe bulayegi tab main yeh masala apne lund pe laga ke use chusa doonga. Aur ab main uske phone ka intzaar karne laga. Kaphi der tak uska phone nahin aaya toh. Before we get to the main point of the reason for this media conference I’ll ask Elder Dean to give a little history talk. Please keep all of your question until we ask for them. Mack, your turn.”Mack takes a deep breath and he sits up a bit more before saying, “My name is Mack Dean - that’s M A C K with a family name of D E A N. I was named after a truck, I’m sure you can guess which one.” There’s a little laughter at that. “There’s no Aboriginal DNA in my blood line yet I’m a tribal elder in.