The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'The man ... looking very...concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:'LISTEN TO ME!!I'm only going to show you how to do thisONE MORE TIME...TOP CARE FOR THE ELDERLY.A man goes to visit his 85-year old grandpa in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" He asks."Feeling fine." says the old man."What's the food like?" Terrific, wonderful. Within two weeks of starting our relationship we started having sex together and it was good. I had even begun to start thinking of him as possibly being the one I’d share my life with. Things between us were going great until one day he had come over to my dorm room looking like someone had just shot his dog. I kept asking him what was wrong and he kept telling me I wouldn’t understand and then he’d go back to looking sad again. I asked him how could I ever understand his problem if he never. He thought about all of the fun he was having with her and how much more fun he was going to have in the future. Karen quickly got into a good rhythm and started twirling her tongue around the head of his dick and taking him in as far and as deep as she could. When she felt the head of his dick hit the back of her throat, she closed her eyes and swallowed while trying to push it farther in. She knew that this would please him and she so desperately wanted to please him. Finally after a bit. After the show was over Joe picked up the object. ((I got it, its a ring, just change all the objects to rings)) (Why a ring?) ((Its easier to type)) (Oh) He picked up the ring and looked at it closer (Waitaminute, that's not right is it?) ((Oh yeah, thanks)) He looked at it with greater attention than he had on previous occasions. It was gold, and it had some odd writing on it that Joe couldn't make out (Meaning you didn't want to type some neat gibberish so you just say I couldn't make it.