" Her eyes glanced momentarily downto my crotch and returned to meet my gaze. "We're having a lingerie partytonight. You know, sexy underwear and mayb... a few toys that ladies liketo play with when they're on their own, if you know what I mean. I hadn'treally planned on any men being present, but now you're here maybe you'dlike to join in. You could model a few things that the ladies might liketo buy for their own menfolk. It would all help to boost sales, and yourwife's commission, of course.. He came up and kissed me again and at the same time he unzipped my pants and pulled them off. Then he undid his own leaving us both in our underwear. We continued to kiss and at the same time he pressed his torso against me and he started to grind. I groaned loudly at the feeling. After a few moments he kissed my stomach and slowly started to pull my underwear down until the head of my dick poked out. He licked it very slowly and gently so that it tickled. He then continued to pull my underwear. --Les Dawson"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship".--Sharon Stone"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time".--Robin Williams"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'".--Woody Allen"Erotica is using a feather; pornography is using the whole chicken".--Isabel Allende"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get. She walked into the room with the biggest smile on her face. "Really all of this just because I said yes to anal," she said smiling at me. "This is a big moment for both of us," I said as I moved closer to her. "I mean don't you think you're taking this a little too far?" I'm about to fuck my beautiful wife in her ass for the first time. I will always remember this moment." She couldn't help but laugh. I walked up to her and wrapped my arms around her waist. She wrapped her arms around my neck..