Wait I thought you said you were going out with your parents?” “Yeah I went out with my Soon to be step dad. Didn’t you look at my face book pa...e?” “Oh that’s right. How’s is he? Is he a good person? Does he smell good? Does he look like a pervert? I never been in a fight but he can be the fist.” She started to laugh. “He’s a nice guy , Yes, Yes, Oh god no. Why do you always act like that john?”“Act like what ? All I’m saying; If he tries to touch you I will kick his ass.” She punch me on the. "Oberon," I said, my voice coming out more harshly than I intended."Thou hast the right of it," he replied, bowing. "Oberon, king of the elves, and husband of Titania, who I believe thou knowest...intimately." He frowned at me."Look...Ron..." What was with my voice? I could only seem to get a word out at a time."Cease your braying," Oberon said, and gestured. Another elf brought a naked, brown-haired woman through the entrance of the pen, led by a rope around her neck. The woman looked at me,. But once a month on Fridays I would rent a private room at a restaurant or bar. Everyone always had a great time. I would also make sure that no one over did it when came to drinking. I would learn a lot about India. I would hear stories from both the men and women. Some of the stories I could not believe. I especially loved it when the unmarried Indian women would tell me some of the stories. They didn’t think of me of someone that was trying to get into their pants but honestly I would have. . in the past. I asked to see her Grandad and she went to fetch him. “Yes, son” he said confidently as he came to the door. I told him about my ball and he took me around back to fetch it. I was wearing my old joggers, very tight with a pretty large hole in the back from wear and tear. I bent over very slowly to pick up my Ball. When I turned back around, I saw he was covering a bulge with his hands. My suspicions were confirmed. As I was leaving I struck up a conversation. ”Had a good.