The next thing that happened was possibly the most erotic moment of my life. She raised a finger, and urged me to come to her. Practically a zombie at...the sight of her perfect breasts I did as she pleased. I entered the bedroom, she walked out an yelled, "Andrew I'm just having a shower, Jason should be here soon shouldn't he?" He replied that he should and she returned into the bedroom shutting the door behind her. The bulge in my pants had already peaked to it's full extent, and was begging. Beginning tomorrow at 0001 hours, all female Elves will wear the sperm resistant undies designed by Santa’s niece, Mistress Mistletoe at all times and will refrain from displaying bare bottoms to any male humans at all times.The following female Elves have been notified of eminent banishment to the human world within twenty-four hours according to paragraph 21 of the new contract.Irene Tinytits Resident number 000678 (18 Christmas’s old)Doreen Roundcheeks Resident number 000556 (19 Christmas’s. " We?"Jennifer?" No, it's Courtney, but Jen is with me. We saw you on TV this morning and that girl looked like she was going after you right there in the kitchen. She is so hot!" Well, we did spend the afternoon together at the fair. She's pretty cool, but she's not my full-time girlfriend. We might date occasionally this year, though. It's a big maybe." Full-time? Are we your part-time girlfriends then?" That was definitely Jennifer's voice."What are you guys doing, sharing the phone?" Yeah.. " I say ignoring her suggestion. I take her bra off and start to suck on her breasts. I kiss her cleavage and move down and then bam....Ohhh I see why. Under her breast and in her cleavage area had a rather musty smell. It smelled kind of like vinegar or stinky cheese. I paused. Still a little drunk she laughed, "See. I gotta freshen up the girls. Big boob problems." I decide to keep going. It was a strong smell, but it wasn't necessarily a bad smell. I kept going. I actually.