I quickly wrap my robe around me before opening the door. ‘Aww thank god you answered!’ Ahh its only Phil, Kerry’s younger brother. Before I eve... have a chance to say hello he’s pushed past me and practically sprinted straight upstairs. My face flushes, I hope my bedroom door is closed or he’s going to see my new toy in full view on my bed. ‘Sorry Hannah I’ve been bursting to go for the past half hour’. As ever Phil is always a gentleman and very modest - not. ‘I’ll just go and put the kettle. ‘Aw, shit.’ breathed Sharples, seeing that his attempt to assassinate me had utterly failed. ‘Hmmf!’ I uttered as I walked slowly up to him. ‘Serrrgeant Sharples… Serrrrrrrrgeant Sharples… how you thought you could succeed with this ridiculous plan, I’ll never know. But you are busted. For attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and when the Hamilton County Sheriff files the papers, you will be charged with the first degree murder of Scrawny Haskins, a human being, and planting a gun on. ”At my car, I said, “I can see why Diane is a handful. She’s quite precocious.”“Did she come on to you?”“Well, I could tell that she wanted to. But don’t worry. She’s too young for me. You’re more my speed.”“That’s nice to hear,” she said as we kissed goodnight.- - - - -The next day, I parked about a block away so I could see Liz leave, then walked to her house. With great anticipation, I knocked on the door and was instantly met by Diane."Hi, there! I was afraid you wouldn't come," she said as. .." You want me to tell you what it is?" Yes, please." No," she answered with her hands on her flaring hips. "I want it tobe a surprise." Oh. Okay."She tickled him under the chin. "Maybe I want to be the head haremgirl, with you as my personal slave. And you'll have to watch whilesome lusty sheik ravishes me and I love it."Marshall bit his lips. Then he licked them. They opened and closedbut no words came out.At last he managed to squeak, "You're not going to... to really...?"She wagged.