We kissed each other passionately for at least 10 minutes. Finally we took a break.I said, "So Patti, What's the square root of 9?" 3, Why?" I knew it... You're probably smarter than me."Patti blushed."I don't know Jay. You seem pretty smart to me." So, are you a reporter Patti?" Yes, I was planning on writing a story about you." I knew it. Please Patti, don't write a nasty article about me until you get all of the facts OK?" What gave me away, Jay?" Well, I knew something was different about. Going to work for theevil capitalist system that oppresses the masses. Not that I ever trulybelieved any of that. I was just posturing. The truth is that I havealways been a rather meek man. The only difference between me now and methen is that I used to smoke pot.Maybe it is my meekness that made my father hate me. After my mother diedwhen I was still an infant he became solely responsible for myupbringing. And he was a rubbish father. He certainly did not believe insuch sentimental nonsense. I started to walk home in my strapless party dress, high heels and a broken heart.I had walked about one mile. My hair was soaked and just hanging on my shoulders. My make-up was ruined and my dress was soaking up the rain like a sponge. I was still sobbing but also starting to get angrier at Joe with every step. My reputation was destroyed and I didn't want to go back to school ever. Suddenly a car pulled up along side of me and the driver asked if I wanted a lift. I immediately recognized him. Later on that afternoon she called a vet and asked about his little ‘condition’. “It should be back to normal tomorrow”The vet said“If not I can’t imagine it is a major problem, it certainly shouldn’t harm him. It just means he’s horny is all”The vet chuckled. Yeah thanks buddy Alley thought to herself. She told Mark that night and he suggested they try and get him some female company if it persisted and Alley thought it was a great idea. After all he really did need a suitable reward for.