“Yeah, it says so on the package,” Stephanie said.“Nice, let’s go with that one,” Her pussy said as she began dripping juices down her leg....“Hey, calm down, you’re making a mess. Why do we need two ends? I didn’t agree to get anyone else involved.” Stephanie blushed.“It’s not that, honey, I just wanna try something that I think will be fun.” Her pussy lips formed a grin as it grazed her clit with its tongue. She braced herself on the shelf, knocking several items onto the floor.“Sorry. ” Amber made a small face, feeling guilty that she’d said something bad about her. “Shelly’s okay, she’s just a little single-minded I guess. She’s a decent roommate though. I only have to get on to her about stealing my clothes every once in awhile.” “I don’t really want to talk about Shelly.” “Oh. Well, okay. What would you like to talk about?” “How about we start with your name? I’m Stephen.” I offered her my hand, which she took with a smile. “Amber.” As I took my hand away I let my. I needto make an impression. AND I get to wear MY NEW SHOES!"I left Beth upstairs to get ready while I made breakfast. It's only fairI made the meals. I was still looking for work, so wouldn't be busy untillater when I started job-hunting again.I know what you're thinking. Another gorgeous girl in love with a loser.Actually, that's not true. The job market is tough these days,particularly for English Literature degree graduates. I came top of myclass at university. The same class as Beth. We. ‘Why’ asks the father?‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ ‘‘I said 6”, replies RALPHY.‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’‘What’s the fuckin’ difference?’ asks the father.‘That’s what I said!’LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISHLittle RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate.’Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little.