“Too late!” I laughed. “That started when Jennifer decided to put a vibrator in my butt when we were seventeen! And someone else had a seriously...large toy collection and put a vibrator in my butt, rode me, and made me fellate a dildo. She also liked to tie me up and be tied up. Oh, and she did me with a strap-on.”Abbie was laughing, “OK. OK. I misjudged you a bit! I would NEVER have guessed! Can I ask you a blunt, direct question?”“I’ve never stopped you before!”“If you can fuck a girl in the. They didn't have any!" i replied, lying of course."Fine! give us the tenner! Your father will have to go to the supermarket to get them then!" my mother said, gesturing for the money.I sighed and pulled out the tenner, before my father sighed, not happy he had to get off his big fat arse and do something, then he took the tenner from me, called me a dickhead, and headed off to his car."And get plenty of them!" my mother then said calling after him."Yeah! yeah!" my father replied wearily.My. Then, taking a deep breath, he smiled."The coast is clear Mr. Sheagame." He addressed the empty air. "You can come out now." There followed a long pause during which nothing happened. Then suddenly, sounds of shuffling from underneath prompted seconds later a slight squeak. Signaling in turn loose boards being moved aside heralding then the appearance of Hero's head, from under the edge of the porch."My god!" He stammered, catching sight of Tenchi. "That woman is insane!" As Hero was scrambling. The tube station was fairly busy as usual and as she waited on the platform she noticed a guy standing near her but not looking her way. He wasn’t especially good looking but not bad looking, Mr Average maybe. What attracted her was the way his eyes were undressing a woman standing a few feet in front of him. They say it takes one to know one and she knew in that instant he was a dirty fucker. And he made her wet. The train arrived and people began to jostle to get on, she made sure she got on.