Your Nanay and Tatay tell you that no-one will want to marry you once your virginity is gone. And to make sure a girl doesn't lose that most precious...thing, our parents are supposed to arrange a chaperone if she goes out with a boy. Yet, despite everyone telling you not to have sex, everyone seems to be doing it. I've discovered in the last week that both my Nanay and Tatay are having affairs. I found lots of naughty text messages on Nanay's cellphone when I opened it one day. She was out. All I had to do was to convince Lily I was duped and then make her pay for being so duplicitous.It was easy to set her up into thinking she and I would be alone in the house on Friday night because we were the only ones that didn't want to go to the school play with all the singing and dancing that I personally found utterly boring beyond belief.My plan was to have the boy that she detested and made fun of all the time cover his face with a mask and give it to her from behind pretending to be. Will went right into a contrapose, no foreplay (unless you count the way he mauled my breasts, pinching and squeezing), and I soon found myself staring at this barely hard appendage of his.I daubed a wet spot of kleenex into his pee slit which softened him even more when suddenly William pulled my hips down and onto his face!For the briefest of moments, I got a buzz as my husband's tongue showed a hidden talent, but he hadn't shaved - and in his family runs a propensity for thick, wiry hair.It. She pretended not to look as I opened the packet and looked at the one I took out, it was perfectly formed, as straight as a die and it tasted like nectar, drew the smoke into my lungs and released it slowly, paradise."Thanks, mum, this is brilliant."She drove the car expertly through the heavy morning traffic, she was a good, competent driver and I told her so."I drive a delivery van for a living Micky."We'd gone from Michael to Micky in just a few sentences, it looked promising.I smoked half.