On one occasion we were looking for a lunch swim spot. On the chart I had spotted a nice bay that would be protected from the wind, very important. We...arrived late morning and it was exactly what we like. Completely deserted. No houses in sight, no other yachts. No moorings either and that normally indicates the area is away from housing. The beach was stony and behind that were steep cliffs with grub growing where it could get a hold. Between the cliff and the beach were some trees and more. All of a sudden clouds of smoke billowed out from under my hood, and the warning light flashed on my dash. "Oh Darn, now what?", I thought to myself. I pulled over to the side of the road and popped open my hood, and got out of the car and walked around to the front, glaring into the engine compartment; not knowing the battery from the radiator. Yes, I had watched my dad and brothers working on cars when I was younger, but it never fascinated me like it did them. I was looking into the engine. ”He just kept his eyes fixed on mine, ignoring his coffee. I waited for him to say something, but his silence seemed to say “So what’s that got to do with me?” I concluded I’d better go on.“So, well, I’d like to try it again. Just to find out. But just you and me. Without my wife.”He had begun shaking his head ‘no’ before I was finished.“I’m not gay. I don’t go with guys. I get lots of offers, but no, I only do what I do with couples. By that, I mean a man and woman. If there’s no woman,. Before the evening ended, the home couple selected their preference for the next evenings meal, and this proved to be the normal evening`s entertainment. Barney meeting John most days, for a pub dinner, and he appearing on the Friday with the obligatory bottle, flowers, and a pair of curious package`s, which over the meal was not mentioned. ‘H’ served, and they drank coffee, he being presented with the first package, this turned out to be a battery powered radio-controlled bell, the button of.