They joke, all the girls do, that "men never learn."And indeed, when you hear of tales about Simon, it's understandable why some women think like that... He was a drinking buddy of mine and as we used the shortcut through the woods he would always need a pee at the same place; by the oak at the side of the path, looking out over the fields with his head resting on the branch of the tree while his bladder was drained. It was his routine.Until the farmer erected a new fence. A new electric fence.. I act like a woman while modeling it admiring myself. Standing one leg straight, and bending the other; up on my toe. Damn my legs are sexy looking. The shoes are next; I slide one toe in and balance myself. Never wearing heels before it is a bit of a challenged to get the other on without falling over. Surprised by how well they fit I look up and see what I look like in the mirror. WOW, I think to myself I think I would like to fuck me if I could. I have always wondered what it would feel. “I’ve gotten compliments on my looks most of my life. Guys are always telling me how pretty I am. I even get a few compliments on how smart I am. But it’s hard to take those seriously, as the guys always seems to be talking to my boobs”“They are noteworthy” I interrupted and leered at her.Mindy giggled “That’s what I mean. No one has ever said my boobs were ‘noteworthy’ before.” And then turning more serious “And no one, other than John and now you, has ever tried to show me that they thought I. At closing time Toby told her that he would drive her home, that she shouldn't drive with as much as she'd had to drink. He took her up to his office to wait for him to clear up some paper work and when he was done he got up and came around from behind the desk and walked to Monica with his cock exposed and sticking out in front of him. Monica sat mesmerized as he approached her. He stopped in front of her and said:"Go ahead, touch it."Monica shook her head no."Why not? You know you want it..