Trust me, bud, you have no idea how much pussy you can get just by not being a fucking Shallow Hal. Idiots like my brother Enrico ... Yeah, he’s a n...mbskull. His girlfriends all cheat on him and treat him like crap, use him for money, etc. Does he dump them and move on? Nope. He gets shat on every fucking time, the moron. Of course, he’s also too dumb to set up an open marriage.“Then again, the girls in question are too smart to do that, even if they’re total airheads in other ways. They want. " Power to the people," Marian said as we walked quickly out of the store. "Damn Robin, I could get into this." The last was delivered in a whisper."We are not in the righting wrongs business." I pulled Autumn along."So, when are you leaving town?" Sooner than I had planned for sure. I am gonna pack up and spend the night in a hotel. Tomorrow I am off for home. If this one," I said that pointing to Autumn, "Still wants to go, she will be with me." That is probably a good thing. Somebody is. Before I received your letter granting Sir Edward your power of attorney. I have it here in my files. Sir Edward withdrew all but forty pounds from this account as well as everything in the Naval Funds."After a moment's reflection, Caroline swallowed hard."He was to purchase stock with the money," she said quietly. "Sir Edward and I were to have been married, Mr. Tutwill."The banker's surprised smile disappeared as Caroline continued her explanation."In light of his death, however, I will once. Itna hote hi wah thodi peechhe khaski aur apne hothon ko mere hothon par chaspa kar diya aur lagataar mujhe itni der tak choomti rahi ki jaise hothon ko hata lene par uski jaan hi chali jayegi. Dono hi chudakkaden ab poori tarah tript ho chuki thi, aur kapde pahanane ki taiyari karne lagin.Maine kaha wah re tum dono badi matlabi nikli, mujhe to chodne hi nahin diya.Aur Dimple ne to abhi asli laure se chudwaya hi nahin hai.Dimple boli arre bhosdike thodi saans to lene de madarchod. Kya ham logon.