I began to wonder what it would be like to suck one of these monsters or take it in my ass, and with this in mind tried, for the first time, to watch ...ay porn. Well, no matter how much I looked, I couldn't find any that even remotely turned me on. I liked nothing about the male body, and it only made me uncomfortable to watch a man sucking off another man. Transsexual porn was only marginally better-- I didn't mind the penis, but I found the “girls” to still be too masculine, and would always. And while I guess in one sense I do, it pisses me offwhen they slow the rental Taurus down to like five miles an hourto stare at some nice abs or a killer rack on the beach. It's okto look - discretely - but this open-mouthed gawking shit has toend.What do these aliens from the Planet Indiana think when they seeme? Do they think I'm lucky in the same self-deluding way thatthey blame their tobacco addiction and 75 pounds of gut fat oncigarette companies and a glandular condition? The truth is. Almost immediately, one of the varsity girls announced she needed help with her homework and went into Coach's office. After that, there was a steady stream of girls in and out of her office. I finished my work without trouble, so I got out a book and read until it was time to go back in the water. I survived, though by the end, I was utterly exhausted. Walking back to the locker room, the varsity captain told me one way to go faster was to shave all the hair off below the neck. A couple. But each perm rod alsobrought him closer to my total subjugation. By the time he was totallyrolled and netted and under the dryer, his wails had subsided to slow hottears. He was so cute in his perm rods under that dryer that because I wasso proud of him I just had to take pictures and post them on Facebook.Those pictures were a big hit at the bowling alley on league night. Iassume that such will be your lot, too. So let's get the Perm Kit of yourdreams. The faster we have the kit, the sooner.