She said that he might have hoped or even assumed that would be the case, but she just wanted him to be tested. She had no intention of doing anythin... with anyone. Possibly ever again, but certainly not until she and I had discussed our future together.I had to ask her about the photograph on her phone which had triggered my anger, and led to me walking out. I wanted it all to be alright, but Maggie had not been completely honest with me.She explained that she felt that she had almost become. The cow accepted the whole bull quickly. It wasn’t long before the white shaft of the bull disappeared deep inside the blackness of the cow. Kelly stepped back and grabbed a bag she had brought in with her. She pulled out a large knife as the bull continued fucking the cow. Kelly stood and looked the bull right in the eyes as it continued to have sex with the cow. She knew that it was about to cum, and she quickly took the knife and slit the neck of the cow. Instantaneously, the bull. .”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, the chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read. Uske boobs bilkul meri aankho ke samne hi the mera man to kar rha tha yahi chod du ise but maine control kia but kuch der baad mujhse raha nahi gaya to maine bol dia ki kya mai aapke boobs touch kar sakta hu to vo has kar boli han kyu nahi.To maine uske boobs touch kiye vo bahut soft the fir 5-10 mint mai uske boobs press karta raha or moan kr rhi thi. Then usne kaha bus bhi karo ab fir mai ruk gaya. Fir usne kaha sir kuch or pleasure chahte ho to maine kaha kya kya kar sakti ho. Fir usne kaha.