"I looked at my best buddy, who now looked like a hot girl. Well, so did Ifor that matter. "Are you serious Phil?" Don't tell me you haven't thought a...out it yet. I know you're just ascurious as me," Phil whispered back at me, sounding indignantly.Well I had to admit, I was a bit curious how girls felt being excited andsuch. Still, having sex as one with one of my friends? I had myobjections. They were quickly quenched though when we gave our okay tothe boys. But we also warned them, "No weird. What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?Chicken sees a salad.My boss has announced he’ll sack the employee with worst posture. I’ve a hunch it’ll be me.As a kid I was made to walk the plank.We couldn’t afford a dog.From a Friend of J & G.JokesRecession beater. Wife says to husband “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car”. He replies “If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!”We discussed. I use to live outskirts of Guntur so I used to stay at college hostel. Coeducation colorful life loads of girls and entirely new life. I brought new laptop which I use to accesses to porn sites and sex stories. I always used to fantasies sex with older women (not too old). My mind started thinking about every possible sexy woman I have seen around. Few months passed its time for Dussera holidays. I don’t want to go home; its just 3 days holidays so I just want to stay back at hostel its waste. And it will appear exactly as if you wanted to do it. I can move your muscles, watch I'll have you cross your legs now to show a little more leg (and Debbie did it), or I can do little things, hmmm, how about if we have your pussy get a little wet (and it was). I can control how you feel about things, your emotions and sensations, remember how horny you were with Dan last night, ever feel that before? I can even change your thoughts. And I can decide whether you are aware of whether something.